Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(3) XHAMSTER

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

(1) STRAPON.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

What do porn stars do when they get old?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(4) CONDOM.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

(2) YOUPORN.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

NASA is launching a $488 million mission with its new telescope, which is expected to provide a lot of data. - Farmingdale Observer

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

Neuroscientists just discovered a fascinating fact about the grooves in your brain - PsyPost

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

Research suggests Big Bang may have taken place inside a black hole - Hacker News

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(5) LINGERIE.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Apple's Big OS Rebrand, OnePlus Embraces AI, and Samsung's Next Folds—Your Gear News of the Week - WIRED

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

All international travelers should get measles vaccine, CDC says - OregonLive.com

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

ChatGPT Just Got 'Absolutely Wrecked' at Chess, Losing to a 1970s-Era Atari 2600 - CNET

(1) XNXX

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

Exclusive | Nile Rodgers recalls becoming ‘really close’ with the late Sly Stone: ‘He was living in a car’ - New York Post

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

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##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

(3) VIBRATOR.

(2) DILDO.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.